1. Philadelphia Eagles No trade deadline moves because they don't need to. There are no holes on this team, other than maybe some D-line depth with Jordan Davis going on IR. But they also got Robert Quinn. Hurts is like a metaphor for impostor syndrome, except he fully believes in himself and everyone else seems … Continue reading NFL Power Rankings Week 9 →

1. Philadelphia Eagles Their schedule seems so unfair to the rest of the league. Steelers with a rookie QB, then Texans, Commanders, and Colts, who basically have a rookie QB. There's a realistic chance they could be 10-0 heading into Thanksgiving, where they'll host a Packers team who may or may not have figured it … Continue reading NFL Power Rankings Week 8 →

Tier I - Still October Super Bowl 1. Philadelphia Eagles Turnovers. They cause so many and commit so few. In 6 games, they have a +12 turnover differential… the next best team is +4. There are so many indicators of success we can point to for any team, any year, but turnover differential is almost … Continue reading NFL Power Rankings Week 7 →

Tier 1 - October Super Bowl Philadelphia Eagles The way Jalen Hurts processes is incredible. He must spend every waking moment outside of actually playing football, watching football. And you can't underestimate how good he is at breaking the pocket to run, then knowing when to slide (unlike his counterpart last week). He gets big … Continue reading NFL Power Rankings Week 6 →

Sorry Philly fans, but you've just been struck by the curse of my top team losing every week this year. A thousand apologies.

Tier I - 4 Team Playoff 1. Baltimore Ravens Spare me any "they're not undefeated" talk. Power rankings aren't about who has the best record. There's not a better offense in the NFL than Baltimore, and there's not a more dangerous player in the NFL than Lamar. Their defense is young and will get better, … Continue reading NFL Power Rankings Week 4 →

1. Buffalo Bills FINE! I DID IT, ALRIGHT? BILLS ARE NUMBER 1. Although maybe they don't wanna be number 1 on my list. In any case, they're not just 2-0 at winning, they're also 2-0 at flat-out embarrassing good teams. I, on the other hand, am 2-0 at having my number 1 team lose right … Continue reading NFL Power Rankings Week 3 →

11. Las Vegas Raiders Carr caught an early case of Force it to Davante. I get it. Watched Rodgers do it for years. It's an easy trap to fall into. His routes are so pristine that you think he'll always be open after his next cut. But NFL defenders have a way of figuring you … Continue reading NFL Week 2 Power Rankings Continued →

1. Los Angeles Chargers If I go 2 for 2 jinxing a team by calling them number 1 right before their Thursday Night Game, I may have to take that into consideration going forward. This defense is really good, and it still doesn’t have JC Jackson. And Herbert still hasn’t found his groove. This KC … Continue reading NFL Week 2 Power Rankings →

1. Los Angeles Rams Come at the king. They lose Von Miller, but add Bobby Wagner and Allen Robinson. And don't be surprised if Odell joins late in the year when he's ready. This team is just too complete to knock them off the pedestal to start the year. 2. Los Angeles Chargers Football in … Continue reading NFL Week 1 Power Rankings →